mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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byronicjamie:

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^this

(via halfbakedpoet)

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fucking pardon

smbc-comics:

Costume

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unashamedly-enthusiastic:

embroideredcupcake:

surrealtiktoks:

I’d say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they’re great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

(via skipppppy)

grickle14:

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Edgar Allan Poe visits the Raven.

prokopetz:

Like, I know why it happens – the meat packing plant is just slapping the exact same label on everything, regardless of whether it’s processed or not – but when I see a package of raw, unsmoked, unprocessed meat proudly announcing that it contains “All Natural Ingredients”, every time I’m tempted to ask where they keep the unnatural meat. I feel like they’re holding out on us here.

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

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trade

andmaybegayer:

etchif:

etchif:

There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are

image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck retracted standing on a log by some water and plants. end id.ALT
image id: a photo of a least bittern with its neck extended being held by a human hand, showing its small size as it easily fits into the hand. the bittern is looking at the person holding it with an irritated expression. end id.ALT

This shouldn’t be physically possible. Herons should not be this small

windy dog meme "she wasn't lying/that bittern sure is least"ALT

cosmicretreat:

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